March 2012
memyselfandmai:
today I was at church and just because I could I whispered gay sex
kardassian:
literally exactly how i would react
i would just beat her
juliusrodrigo:
Happy Birthday…. Bitch
omg idk if i should laugh or not cause that girl seemed dead.. BUT OMG AT THAT KID WHO TRIED THE CAKE ANYWAY LOL.
a workplace haiku
mostnightsidontknowanymore:
cryingvagina:
an errant pube rests leisurely on my spacebar i pray you are mine
omfg
ew omg
February 2012